~I would like to interject for a moment~

Let us pray:

Our Father,
Who art in heaven,
hallowed be Thy name;
Thy kingdom come;
Thy will be done on Neocities as it is on GNU/Linux.
Give us this day our freedoms;
and forgive us our Facebook accounts (for we made them out of need in our education alone)
as we forgive those who upload pictures of us on Instagram;
and lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from proprietary software. Amen.